After getting the win the last time they met, Lacie took it a step further and beat the socks off my Tacos Al Carbon this time around, crushing my team 298.34 to 155.12. This week, Joe Flacco led her team, grabbing 67.74 points. It was almost the same as the 73.20 points Andrew Luck got the last time these teams played.
I helped Lacie along the way by leaving Tom Brady on the bench, where he led the league in scoring with 86.24 points. I also missed out on the 39.00 points scored by DeSean Jackson who was helping Brady the bench warm this week. Lacie’s casus04 now has a 72.94-point average margin of victory over Tacos Al Carbon. In other words, Lacie owns my team and the league, and we all should bow down to her.
Meanwhile, Team Furiated remains unbeaten in two matchups against Jim’s Dark12h8 with a 274.18 to 221.28 win. This week, Colin Kaepernick was the reason for the win, getting 59.42 points for the evil Friated. It was just a bit more than the 58.04 points Matthew Stafford got the last time these teams played. This is the biggest win for Team Furiated in two head-to-head matchups.
Back to back wins gives Furiated a 4-2 record, and second place in the league behind Lacie. I think we can al agree that is not good news for anyone. As for Jim, the loss is his third straight defeat, and gives him a 1-5 record. After six weeks Jim finds himself in last place.
In the primetime matchup of the week, John’s Crusty Jugglers figured out what the phrase “by the skin of my teeth” means after this narrow victory. John’s team barely edged out Laneit’s TNU 198.18 to 190.16 to remain undefeated in head-to-head matchups. Aaron Rodgers was the key difference, picking up 45.96 points for Crusty Jugglers.
The last time these teams met, A.J. Green led with 45.60. Then there was Julius Thomas who had 19.10 points, the second-highest TE score of the week and the ninth-highest TE score in the league this season.Did Josh Brown receive a red card because he didn’t score any points? Wait, this is football, not soccer. Regardless, Crusty Jugglers was still able to pull out the win, despite being a man down. John’s team celebrated the victory with a wild night at Chuck E Cheese.
Laneit shot himself in the foot when he didn’t start Cam Newton, who scored 56.56 points to rank sixth in the league in scoring. This is one of those mistakes that he will continuously think about for ten years, or at least while he’s sober. Laneit may have missed the opportunity for a win, but they gained an opportunity to be mercilessly taunted by the Crusty Jugglers mascot.
John and his Jugglers now has a 76.96-point average margin of victory over TNU. With the win John snaps his losing streak and sits at 4-2 in third place. The loss sends Laneit to 2-4 but keeps him in fourth place. Laneit was last seen entering his Rum room. No word yet on much rum (if any) is left