Think you have strange dreams? Here’s my dream from last night:
I’m playing a round of golf with Liam Neeson when he gets a call from the folks at Fox Sports. It seems Erin Andrews has been “taken” by Les Nessman from WKRP in Cincinnati. According to the folks at Fox, Les was miffed he was passed over for the sideline reporter gig.
Anywho, Liam promises he will use his particular set of skills to get Ms. Andrews back, and has me tag along for some reason. I agreed, despite the fact I have zero training in such matters. But I thought “Hey, I get to meet Erin Andrews.”
It takes time (and several dead bodies) until we catch up with Les and Erin in Jacksonville. Liam breaks down the fake walls around Les’ office, and rescues Erin Andrews. But not before Les tells Liam that he was just a henchman, the real culprit was Jack Lemmon. Yes, the same Jack Lemmon that’s been dead since 2001.
See what having cold pizza at 2 am will do to you?