Laneit is a former award-winning professional Latin and ballroom dancer, choreographer, actor, singer, and songwriter. That all changed in the mid nineties when he was kidnapped by his evil bearded twin.
Since then he became darker, and brooding. Some people claim that Laneit is an alien, and works as an interstellar mercenary and bounty hunter. But the truth is he just enjoys a little mindless violence and intoxication, and video games. Today, Laneit is a full-time Juggalo, an avid reader, and a movie buff.
A long time ago, Maz found a motorcycle bearing a mystical sigil. Upon touching the sigil, he was transformed into the Ghost Rider! No, that can’t be right…
Oh, yeah! Although Maz is not the spirit of vengeance, he is the 2011 Royal Rumble Match winner; and able to think in English and talk in Spanish at the same time. Maz is also the co-founder and point man for the TNU super team.
Not much is known about PinTA’s early years, but it is believed she was born somewhere near the Canadian border. This may explain why she sometimes dresses as a Mountie to fight crime.
After a brief stint touring with Night Ranger in the late eighties, PinTA became a freelance agent trained as a spy, martial artist, and sniper, and outfitted with an arsenal of high-tech weaponry, including a talking dog. Now retired from espionage, NYPinTA enjoys walks on the beach, books, scifi tv shows, and getting mauled by her cats.
John hasn’t been seen in some time. We think he’s okay since he’s still active in our fantasy football league.