Possible spoilers ahead!
HBO Max’s “The Witches,” is the newest adaptation of Roald Dahl’s 1983 children’s novel. Directed by Robert Zemeckis, the new film stays largely similar to the source material. However, the movie changes the location to 1960s Alabama, where our young unnamed protagonist (played by Jahzir Kadeem Bruno) is sent to live with his grandmother (Octavia Spencer) after his parents were killed in a car accident.
Slowly but surely, the young boy begins enjoying his new life with his grandmother and even gets a pet mouse named Daisy. Things looked bright for the boy until an interaction with a mysterious woman at the grocery store changes his life once again. After telling his grandmother about the scary woman, she explains to him that witches exist, and to get away from the danger she takes him to a fancy seaside hotel managed by Mr. Stringer, (Stanley Tucci).
But the trip ends up being a mistake because the hotel is hosting the yearly witch conference hosted by the Grand High Witch (Anne Hathaway). And this year, the Top witch has a new plan: To turn every child in the world into a mouse so others will exterminate them. It doesn’t take long before the boy and his new friend Bruno (Codie-Lei Eastick) get caught up in the witches’ evil plan.
First off, I haven’t seen the 1990 version of “The Witches,” or read the Roald Dahl book, so everything I know is from the HBO max movie. I should also mention I wasn’t planning on seeing this movie, but the wifey is a fan of the 1990 movie and decided we should watch it together. Anyways, “The Witches” is one whacky movie. There were things I liked and many others that left me scratching my head. Let’s start with the good: Octavia Spences is phenomenal (as usual). She is the heart of the movie from the start when she picks up her grandson at the police station. It’s through her that we navigate this crazy world filled with evil witches.
Also good in the film is Jahzir Kadeem Bruno. He and Octavia Spencer had great chemistry together and I bought into them being grandmother and grandson. I wish the script had given us more of them together and that it had given Bruno a little more to do. As it is, most of his story is told by Chris Rock who narrates the entire movie. Rock voices an older version of the boy, but I wish the movie had shown more of his background and not told us thru narration and slides.
Now we get to the bad stuff in the film, and that sadly includes Anne Hathaway as the Grand High Witch. To be fair though, it wasn’t her performance but the way the character was written that I didn’t like. The main witch is a one-note character, and her only purpose appears to be getting rid of children. Hathaway tries her best by hamming it up, but I never felt like the character went anywhere. Meanwhile, poor Stanley Tucci is only in a handful of scenes and doesn’t get to do anything important. I’ve said it over and over, if you’re gonna hire a big name, give them something to do.
Something else that was bad in “The Witches” was the special effects. The creatures that the kids get turned into look like something I would have created in art school 20 years ago. They’re not believable in any way, and neither is Anne Hathaway’sclaws and bald heads. But based on how good the sets were, my guess is most of the budget went to that instead of the special effects. Finally, there are some scenes in the movie that are terrifying. At one point Anne Hathaway and the witches hold down the main boy and force-feed him the candy that will transform him into a mouse.
The scene involves the boy twitching as if he’s having a seizure while all these women laugh maniacally over him. That was bad enough, but later on, when Bruno (Codie-Lei Eastick) gets turned into a mouse his parents don’t seem to care. At no point did I get the sense that they were looking for him. Even the hotel staff is seen unconcerned when Bruno’s parental leave or Octavia Spencer leaves without his grandson. The movie is rated PG, but if you have kids, you may want to watch it ahead of time, because some of the scenes could be scary for younger kids.
At the end of the day, “The Witches” is a mess of a movie. In a way, I’m glad the movie debuted on HBO max because had I paid to see it in the theater, I would be very pissed off. It’s too bad, because the movie does have a stellar cast, but except for Octavia Spencer, the cast is wasted.
“The Witches” grade: C